Currently, my screened in porch is all of the things listed in the title and I'm not a fan of any of those descriptions. My plan is to paint the French doors a pretty, fresh color to give the space some personality.... Or the floor of the porch.... I wonder if my husband would notice if I painted it a nice Aqua while he's golfing this weekend? Hmmmm. Somehow, someway this space is going to get a pop of personality!